I just thought this was pretty funny:
1) What do you call a tenor saxophonist without any money?
- A professional.
2) What would a tenor player do if he won a million dollars?
- Continue to play gigs until the money ran out.
3) Why can't alto saxophonists stay married?
- Blaming it on the reed doesn't work.
4) Why can't sax players play punk music?
- Ever tried to play sax with a pierced lip?
:)
Vibrato.